What's your favorite piece of furniture?
There's a lazy boy chair at my parent's house that I'm really looking forward to once again be primarily living in for the next month or so. I've missed a lot of lame high school get-togethers sitting in that chair....
I also like ottomans in general. I don't really like the ottoman in my apartment though, it's a little too short for the chair that goes with it. I think I just like the word ottoman. It's a very comfortable sounding word.
Ketchup or Mustard?
Ketchup all the way. I think that any food that is yellow looks unhealthy (with the exception of bananas, which are of course delicious and at one point used to be green).
What's your favorite cartoon from your childhood?
Any of the 90's cartoons that featured a group of brothers who somehow got mutated into anthropomorphic crime fighting animals. I think Ninja Turtles started that whole craze, but I also watched Street Sharks and Biker Mice from Mars.
Also, I just realized how hilarious Winnie the Pooh is.
Hoodies or Zip-Ups?
Here's the thing on the sweater situation CAB, I think I might be some sort of cold-blooded mammal. I have a really hard time regulating my body temperature. I get super hot whenever I'm doing any sort of physical activity, and I sweat profusely (which is why I play basketball shirtless because nobody wants to guard the sweaty guy). At the same time one glass of really cold water makes me shiver uncontrollably. So I go zip-up because it's easier to manage when my body temperature changes.
I have a really nice blue zip-up I wear all the time when I go out and stuff but I don't want to ruin it when I'm at my apartment. I wear this old, grey, stretched out New York hoody around the apartment and occasionally when I make trips to Wal-mart at 3 am to get Oreos. I do love my New York hoody and my blue zip-up equally though. So now you know that whole thing. I’m loving these questions…
What's the best concert you've ever been to?
Probably either the Man Man show I went to a couple years ago or the Fang Island show I went to this past summer. I highly recommend you buy both bands' albums, and you should see them both live before you die!
If you could have any superpower which would you choose?
If we're picking from like the typical superpowers people normally choose from when they answer this sort of question I'd like to be able to multiply myself so I could get more stuff done.
But really I've always wanted to be part of some X-Men-like team and be this guy who's unfortunate mutation is that he just farts unbearably loud. Like I'd have no practical use for the team really, but I'd still have a costume for some reason…does anyone really read this?
What's your favorite (non-Facebook) website?
avclub.com. I'm usually on there at least 10 times a day. Also, my brother and I compose music for eachother on this crappy site called noteflight.com. He's back in Maryland and I usually write him a silly song every week on there and send it to him through Facebook.
Are you pro-Justin Bieber or anti-Justin Bieber?
Pro or against him? I didn't realize there was an ordinance to ban Justin Bieber. I don't particularly like him but I don't want him to be abolished if that's what you’re asking.
The only time I resented Justin Bieber was when this awful open mic host in Cedar Rapids made a joke that I look like him. First off that's a real stretch I think. When I was 16 I looked like a pimply faced piece of crap. Also, the truckers in Cedar Rapids hit on me enough, I don't need to be compared to a 16 year old boy in front of them.
What's on your perfect pizza?
Another pizza! If someone's already made that joke, then I'm going to quit comedy forever.
what's your favorite quote?
“I don’t want to be a part of any club that would have me as a member”- Groucho Marx
