Comedy: Bill Santiago 5/5

I first watched Bill Santiago on youtube in the Library... bad decision. 

This NYU film studies graduate is absolutely hysterical! 

Needless to say I recieved quite a few death glares and requests to shhhhhh. 

I would highly recomend seeing Mr. Santiago thursday night at Public Space One at 10 pm. It's a great way to spend cienco de mayo!

Can't wait to hear everyone's laugh and see the smiling face!

By Diane Latino

Movie: The Roommate 5/5 - 5/7

So I don’t have a roommate, but I’m a little scared of what the future holds for me when I do get one, I hear they rip belly button rings out, kill boyfriends, and pet your hair…oh wait, that’s just the character from the movie, The Roommate.

This movie consists of some seriously good looking people too, I’m going to see Cam Gigandet….but the gents out there would love this movie because it has Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester in it, even though Leighton Meester is a murdering roommate.

So why not go check it out? It’s the perfect way to end the school year and prepare for finals, it will let you reminisce about all the great experiences you’ve had and scare you enough to stay away from your roommate and study for finals. Enjoy J

COME TAKE A STUDY BREAK AND SEE IT!!! @the Illinois Room, IMU. Thursday May 5-Saturday May 7. 10PM. Cost=$2.00

By Jamie Scott

CAB presents: Massage Nights at the IMU for Finals

You hate studying… You have done nothing all week but review that gosh darn calc book. The only socializing you’ve done consists of tweeting how much dead week sucks.

Lights dimmer… Boom! You are stressed. You are tense. You, my friend, need a massage.

This romantic sensual massage will leave you tingling and relaxed for finals. Sitting in the chair having a trained professional rubbing your neck, your back is wonderful. 

You don’t get this massage for you, you get this massage for your finals. You owe it to them because you. are. dedicated.

The best part is that IT IS FREE!!!

At the IMU  from 9 pm to midnight this Thursday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.

Massages are scheduled on a first-come basis. Put your name on the sheet and wait to be called while doing your homework in the mean time. 

Again, FREE MASSAGES 9 pm to midnight  @ the IMU 5/5, 5/67 5/8, & 5/9

See you there!

By John Blough