Movie: Friends With Benefits

Friends With Benefits

by Jared Cohen

Friends with Benefits might be the most unrealistic movie out there that could possibly be realistic (think about it). 

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis are stunning in this film about two strangers who meet and they just want to have sex and nothing more, meaning no relationship! I found this movie very comical and down right impracticable because one, the lives they live are unimaginable and two, i could not even start to tell you that this sort of friendship/relationship (whatever you want to call it) is impossible for such a lengthy period of time. 

This movie is an excellent choice for a weekend pick. Good news for you, CAB is playing Friends with Benefits on the third floor of the IMU in the Illinois Room this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday at 10 pm for a low cost of $2. 

This is your chance to see a raunchy comedy movie where you are bound to crack up. Get out of the cold, bring a few friends, and enjoy this vulgar movie!

Movie: Friends With Benefits

Movie: Friends with Benefits 

by Ali Woodward

Friends. With. Benefits. 

To some this term defines a relationship, but to many a friend with benefits is an unanswered question involving numerous mixed feelings. Having a "friend" that also accompanies "benefits" is a very loose term, and when people think that they can still be friends after this, they can't. Someone always falls for the other. At least that's the case for Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake in the movie Friends With Benefits. 

Your favorite campus entertainment source, CAB will be hosting Friends With Benefits this Thursday-Saturday at 10:00 PM in the Illinois Room of the IMU. If you, like me, are uncertain whether friends can remain just friends after so-called "benefiting" from each other, come check out this hilarious and unforgettable movie!

Comedian: Heather McDonald

Comedian: Heather McDonald
by Steven Shredl


Do you love Chelsea Lately?

Love getting a good laugh?

Do you like watching stand up comedians?

Come by the IMU Main Lounge this Friday night at 10 PM to see Heather McDonald perform.  She has been on Chelsea Lately and is absolutely hilarious!  CAB Comedy is presenting Heather McDonald's hilarious act for only $5.  Tickets are available and at the IMU Box Office.  I know I won't miss it.  Hope to see you there!

Day of the Dead

Day of the Dead 

by Caitlin Trumm

Do you want to attend celebration that not only celebrates the living but also the dead? Where there is cultural music, food, and games? And you can participate in a real life Mexican cultural experience? 

If you do, head on over to Clinton and Market Street at the Old Brick to attend an amazing cultural experience. The Day of the Dead Event will be at the Old Brick, November 4th starting at 6 pm and ending whenever the celebration is over! There will be food, music, and you can even bring a special item to place on the altar to commemorate a lost loved one. 

If you miss this event, you might want to leave the lights on when you go to bed Thursday night, someone or something might just be looking for you out for revenge! Duh, duh, duh...